That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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