I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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