yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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