new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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