the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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