Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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