Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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