Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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