I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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