He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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