Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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