There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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