:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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