Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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