i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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