Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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