i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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