1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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