They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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