she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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