I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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