There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I don't deserve a penis
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize
