is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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