You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
