You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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