made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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