I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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