you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
She said her name was "party"
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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