we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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