I hope mine doesn't look like that
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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