let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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