omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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