Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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