We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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