We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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