I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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