talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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