I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you will always have a special place in my vag
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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