So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I need moral support for this bender
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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