yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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