I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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