I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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