Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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