There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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