marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i think i have herpe
just one?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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