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I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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