is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Randomize
