you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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