how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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