If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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