they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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